Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up

Shut up Scott Miller I am not listening to you shut up I don't want to hear anymore of this shut up shut up shut up.

Five Things to Know About Scott Miller:

5. Hates babies and puppies.
4. Doesn't even like baseball.
3. Has to produce these things for all 30 teams before Spring Training is over, so he's tired, and alright, maybe doesn't have time to do, y'know, research, so leans pretty heavily on whispers and unsubstantiated rumours.
2. Two Ts, Two Ls.
1. Needs to shut up.

How long, Scott Miller? How long will Doc last in Toronto? Until the day he dies. That's how long.


Also:

If'n I had the means to do so, I'd be eager to see Brett Cecil make that start on Wednesday. Do we see him in The Five this season?


Elsewhere:

Ichiro loves Griffey! Quite honestly, this has the power to make me feel differently about the signing.

And I know it's easy to heap superlatives on someone's writing when their views mesh so well with your own, but USS Mariner's coverage of this whole thing has been great reading. And yes, Ichiro is a future HOFer (if there is any justice in the universe, which isn't a given, of course).