On Baseball and Being a Member of the Aging Punk Rock Alumni

Why do I love baseball? Easy, Champ. Same reason I loved punk rock (and am now a card-carrying member of the aging punk rock alumni, though you'd never know it from my clever mild-mannered housedad disguise), and why I love free jazz now: you never know what's going to happen. These days, this is especially true when BJ Ryan enters the game.