Sunday, April 12, 2009


We are officially 1/27th of the way through the 2009 season, which might be a bit early to get excited about this team, but I'm not sure I can help myself. Holy goddamn, this is great. Like, really friggingly amazingly awesome.

Yes, BJ is off to a rocky start. But I think BJ's earned some patience. The Jays are in the enviable position of having a few fallback plans, but for now I think Ryan's best hope (heh) is to work things out on the mound in Toronto (or wherever Toronto's playing -- you know what I mean) and not in some backwater minor league town.

As a side note, wouldn't it be awesome if BJ and Brian Tallet hooked up to star in a buddy comedy (called BJ and The Bear, obvs.) about a pair of bullpen mates who got into crazy adventures? Can somebody less lazy than me please photoshop that? Here are the ingredients:

(Couldn't find one with the extravagant 'tache BT's currently sporting -- mind photoshopping that, too? Thanks in advance.)


Ian H. said...

It was surprisingly difficult to find a Brian Tallet moustache pic on the interweb, so I had to create my own. Tallet 'stache appearances are coming up everywhere now.

Roberto Suzuki said...

It is a rare and lamentable occurrence when the internet lets us down. That said, I admire your photoshop skills, sir. Keep pursuing your art.

Ian H. said...

I was truly disappointed. Usually, the Google machine is very depenable, but this was the rare case where it let me down. Best of luck to you sir, enjoy The Stache's start tomorrow vs. the Athletics!